calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

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crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

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